International Bowl
Rutgers vs Ball St.
Line: Rutgers by 10
Rutgers has been up and down this year, but I think their big offensive line will be able to pound the ball on offense and get enough pressure on Nate Davis to cruise to an easy victory. Rutgers 42, Ball St. 14
Watchability: *
GMAC Bowl
Bowling Green vs Tulsa
Line: Tulsa by 4
An exciting shootout is inevitable as Bowling Green and Tulsa run the same exciting spread offense. Tulsa's is just more exciting and diverse. Expect a shootout and an exciting precursor to the BCS Championship game. Tulsa 38, Bowling Green 31
Watchability: **
Outback Bowl
#16 Wisconsin vs #18 Tennessee
Line: Tennessee by 2
Wisconsin is not your stereotypical Big 10 team. If the last two years have taught us anything, they have enough team speed to compete with most SEC schools, as victories over Arkansas and Auburn in the last two years have proven. While Tennessee has the speed, Wisconsin should control the tempo with their big offensive line and smother Erik Ainge with their pressure. Wisconsin 21, Tennessee 19
Watchability: ****
Cotton Bowl
Arkansas vs #6 Missouri
Line: Missouri by 3
The way these two offenses run, expect a huge abundance of points. On one side, Missouri will have their hands full with the combination of Darrin McFadden and Felix Jones. On the other, Arkansas will have trouble stopping the Missouri spread attack captained so brilliantly by Chase Daniel. In the end though, it's hard to trust the Razorbacks' hot-and-cold QB play. Missouri 31, Arkansas 24
Watchability: ****
Capital One Bowl
Michigan vs #12 Florida
Line: Florida by 10.5
This could possibly be the biggest mismatch out of all the bowl games. Michigan's disappointing year has been highlighted by inconsistent QB play and spotty defense. Florida's spread attack will run circles around the Wolverine defense and Tim Tebow will justify the Heisman hype with another 200-100 game. Florida 38, Michigan 14
Watchability: ****
Gator Bowl
Texas Tech vs #20 Virginia
Line: Texas Tech by 6
Chris Long is the type of pass-rusher who can disrupt a team's entire passing offense and that's what I have a feeling he'll do against the Red Raiders. By putting pressure on Graham Harrell, he'll throw off his rhythm and keep Tech from moving the ball consistently. Offensively, the Cavs will play an efficient, mistake-free game and control the clock against the undersized Red Raider defense. Virginia 23, Texas Tech 17
Watchability: ***
BCS BOWLS
Rose Bowl
#13 Illinois vs #7 USC
Line: USC by 14
We kick off the BCS feast with an intriguing Pac 1o-Big 10 matchup. The Trojans have healed up and overcome their midseason funk, but Illinois has shown drastic improvement in year 3 under Ron Zook. I think they have the athletes to go up and down the field with USC, but ultimately, the Trojans' depth will be too much for Illinois. USC 24, Illinois 21
Watchability: ****
Sugar Bowl
#10 Hawaii vs #5 Georgia
Line: Georgia by 7.5
One of the biggest things I noticed when watching Hawaii is how good their athletes are. These guys are no joke, their receivers could play for just about any school in the country and they have some linemen that play with loads of intensity. Georgia is very good and as hot a team as there is in the country, but what they'll find is that you can't underestimate Colt Brennan's heart, and he'll make enough plays to keep it close. Georgia 34, Hawaii 28
Watchability: ****
Fiesta Bowl
#9 West Virginia vs #4 Oklahoma
Line: Oklahoma by 7
West Virginia comes into this game reeling after blowing a shot at the National Title game with an embarrassing home loss to Pitt and watching their coach jump ship before their BCS game. OU is playing at as high a level as anyone in the country. They thumped Missouri in the title game and should rough up the already-banged-up duo of Pat White and Steve Slaton.
Oklahoma 38, West Virginia 21
Watchability: ****
Orange Bowl
#8 Kansas vs #3 Virginia Tech
Line: Virginia Tech by 3.5
What Mark Mangino has done with this Kansas team is nothing short of miraculous. With their spread attack, I think they can give the Hokies a lot of problems on defense. LSU exposed their weaknesses early in the year and VT hasn't faced an offense that good in ACC play. They're in for a rude awakening. Kansas 34, Virginia Tech 31
Watchability: ****
BCS Championship Game
#1 Ohio St. vs #2 LSU
Line: LSU by 4
This controversial title game is the end result of one of the wackiest years ever in college football. If any season cries for a playoff to be instituted in college football, this is it. With our current system, though, these are the de-facto #1 and #2 teams in the country. Ohio St. brings a tough defense to the table, but LSU has so many weapons at RB, not unlike the Illini team that beat OSU at home earlier this year. If OSU has the same kind of trouble against LSU's attack, they'll have to score a lot of points to keep up with the Tigers. LSU needs to jump on the Buckeyes early and force them to play from behind, where their offense is less effective because they can't rely on running the ball. LSU 34, Ohio St. 27
Watchability: *****
Week 2 vs Spread 8-5
Week 2 Striaght up 9-4
Season vs Spread 12-9
Season Straight up 16-5
Monday, December 31, 2007
Saturday, December 29, 2007
Week 17 NFL Predictions
New England at New York Giants
Line: Patriots by 13.5
Even though conventional wisdom suggests the Giants rest their starters, I can't help but think they'll be using this as a tuneup for playoff competition. The key is not to be so emotionally expended that they'll flame in round 1. The Pats' trek to an undefeated season has gotten a little rocky and the GMen will give them everything they have. Patriots 27, Giants 20
Buffalo at Philadelphia
Line: Eagles by 7.5
The Birds have nothing to gain by winning, just optimism going into next year. A strong finish means you'll probably see another year of McNabb. Philly just needs to get playmakers at receiver and they're a playoff team next year. Eagles 27, Bills 14
Carolina at Tampa Bay
Line: Panthers by 2.5
Tampa's got a nice little team, I just don't see them getting any further than the second round this year. Panthers 24, Buccaneers 20
Cincinnati at Miami
Line: Bengals by 2.5
They were so dangerously close to making history, but even if the Pats break their mark, at least the Fins didn't get skunked this year. That's cause for a little optimism, right? Bengals 24, Dolphins 10
Dallas at Washington
Line: Redskins by 9
I have to give major props to the Redskins. The fact they made the playoffs after Taylor's tragic death and Gibbs's ill-timed brainlock is a tribute to their character. Redskins 23, Cowboys 3
Detroit at Green Bay
Line: Packers by 5
The one concern the Packers should have going into the postseason are their last two losses against Dallas and Chicago. Favre displayed the wildness that has led to some recent Packer meltdowns in postseason play. Packers 27, Lions 17
Jacksonville at Houston
Line: Texans by 6.5
OK, so they didn't make the playoffs, but hey, the first .500 season in Texans' history is as good as a lock as the Jags tune up for their first round rematch with Pittsburgh. Texans 24, Jaguars 14
Chicago at New Orleans
Line: Saints by 1.5
Maybe this week the Bears try the Devin Hester experiment. We've seen them struggle enough with the forward pass, why not line him up under center? Who else did you have in mind? Urlacher? Saints 21, Bears 10
Pittsburgh at Baltimore
Line: Steelers by 3
Chuck Batch returns! Too bad he won't have most of the starters with him. Somehow I think Pitt's coasting through this one. They're screwed in the playoffs though without Parker. Ravens 10, Steelers 3
Seattle at Atlanta
Line: Falcons by 2.5
For Seattle to make their mark in the postseason, Alexander has to dig down deep and find his 2005 mojo again. Falcons 20, Seahawks 14
Cleveland at San Francisco
Line: Browns by 11.5
There's no nice way to put it, Cleveland blew their one chance to be more than a chronic failure. Next year, the schedule gets tougher and playoffs are no guarantee in the deep AFC. Browns 31, 49ers 10
Minnesota at Denver
Line: Vikings by 3
Another team that made a whole bunch of noise for nothing. At the end of the day, the same thing that everyone was worried about, erratic QB play, turned out to be the Vikes' achillies heel. Vikings 38, Broncos 21
San Diego at Oakland
Line: Chargers by 8
Is there any doubt that Sapp quit on the season when he got tossed last week? Oh, and thank God for parity. Oakland made a miraculous turnaround from 2-14 to...4-12. Chargers 28, Raiders 24
St. Louis at Arizona
Line: Cardinals by 6
Nothing, not even them being the Cardinals, can stand in the way of a .500 season. Not on Mr. Brenda Warner's watch! Cardinals 20, Rams 17
Kansas City at New York Jets
Line: Jets by 6
I know Herm took a lot of crap in NY, but lets be honest, the Jets would be better than 3-12 if he were coaching there. Mangini (and Weis for that matter) owe every dollar they've made to Belicheck. Jets 13, Chiefs 10
Tennessee at Indianapolis
Line: Titans by 6.5
Hey, gotta give the Titans credit. They hung in there when everyone thought they'd collapse and snatched away Cleveland's playoff spot in the last couple weeks. No way they lose when Jim Sorgi's playing a half and Marvin Harrison's only playing a series. Titans 24, Colts 10
Week 16 vs spread 8-8
Season vs spread 119-116-9
Week 16 straight up 10-6
Season straight up 149-75
Line: Patriots by 13.5
Even though conventional wisdom suggests the Giants rest their starters, I can't help but think they'll be using this as a tuneup for playoff competition. The key is not to be so emotionally expended that they'll flame in round 1. The Pats' trek to an undefeated season has gotten a little rocky and the GMen will give them everything they have. Patriots 27, Giants 20
Buffalo at Philadelphia
Line: Eagles by 7.5
The Birds have nothing to gain by winning, just optimism going into next year. A strong finish means you'll probably see another year of McNabb. Philly just needs to get playmakers at receiver and they're a playoff team next year. Eagles 27, Bills 14
Carolina at Tampa Bay
Line: Panthers by 2.5
Tampa's got a nice little team, I just don't see them getting any further than the second round this year. Panthers 24, Buccaneers 20
Cincinnati at Miami
Line: Bengals by 2.5
They were so dangerously close to making history, but even if the Pats break their mark, at least the Fins didn't get skunked this year. That's cause for a little optimism, right? Bengals 24, Dolphins 10
Dallas at Washington
Line: Redskins by 9
I have to give major props to the Redskins. The fact they made the playoffs after Taylor's tragic death and Gibbs's ill-timed brainlock is a tribute to their character. Redskins 23, Cowboys 3
Detroit at Green Bay
Line: Packers by 5
The one concern the Packers should have going into the postseason are their last two losses against Dallas and Chicago. Favre displayed the wildness that has led to some recent Packer meltdowns in postseason play. Packers 27, Lions 17
Jacksonville at Houston
Line: Texans by 6.5
OK, so they didn't make the playoffs, but hey, the first .500 season in Texans' history is as good as a lock as the Jags tune up for their first round rematch with Pittsburgh. Texans 24, Jaguars 14
Chicago at New Orleans
Line: Saints by 1.5
Maybe this week the Bears try the Devin Hester experiment. We've seen them struggle enough with the forward pass, why not line him up under center? Who else did you have in mind? Urlacher? Saints 21, Bears 10
Pittsburgh at Baltimore
Line: Steelers by 3
Chuck Batch returns! Too bad he won't have most of the starters with him. Somehow I think Pitt's coasting through this one. They're screwed in the playoffs though without Parker. Ravens 10, Steelers 3
Seattle at Atlanta
Line: Falcons by 2.5
For Seattle to make their mark in the postseason, Alexander has to dig down deep and find his 2005 mojo again. Falcons 20, Seahawks 14
Cleveland at San Francisco
Line: Browns by 11.5
There's no nice way to put it, Cleveland blew their one chance to be more than a chronic failure. Next year, the schedule gets tougher and playoffs are no guarantee in the deep AFC. Browns 31, 49ers 10
Minnesota at Denver
Line: Vikings by 3
Another team that made a whole bunch of noise for nothing. At the end of the day, the same thing that everyone was worried about, erratic QB play, turned out to be the Vikes' achillies heel. Vikings 38, Broncos 21
San Diego at Oakland
Line: Chargers by 8
Is there any doubt that Sapp quit on the season when he got tossed last week? Oh, and thank God for parity. Oakland made a miraculous turnaround from 2-14 to...4-12. Chargers 28, Raiders 24
St. Louis at Arizona
Line: Cardinals by 6
Nothing, not even them being the Cardinals, can stand in the way of a .500 season. Not on Mr. Brenda Warner's watch! Cardinals 20, Rams 17
Kansas City at New York Jets
Line: Jets by 6
I know Herm took a lot of crap in NY, but lets be honest, the Jets would be better than 3-12 if he were coaching there. Mangini (and Weis for that matter) owe every dollar they've made to Belicheck. Jets 13, Chiefs 10
Tennessee at Indianapolis
Line: Titans by 6.5
Hey, gotta give the Titans credit. They hung in there when everyone thought they'd collapse and snatched away Cleveland's playoff spot in the last couple weeks. No way they lose when Jim Sorgi's playing a half and Marvin Harrison's only playing a series. Titans 24, Colts 10
Week 16 vs spread 8-8
Season vs spread 119-116-9
Week 16 straight up 10-6
Season straight up 149-75
Friday, December 28, 2007
College Bowl Picks Week 2
Champs Sports Bowl
#14 Boston College vs Michigan St.Line: Boston College by 4
MSU has the kind of dynamic offense BC is not used to facing. They pass as well as they run and they're one of the top rushing teams in the nation. Meanwhile, BC's offense has been figured out to a large degree. If you jam their slow-footed receivers and put pressure on Matt Ryan, their attack suddenly becomes very average. MSU is an under-the-radar team that could give BC lots of problems. Boston College 20, Michigan St. 17Watchability: ***
Texas Bowl
Houston vs TCULine: TCU by 4.5
Sometimes, the Bowl committee misses on matchups, but this is definitely not one of those cases. We get an old school SWC matchup in the Lone Star state. TCU wins too as the Cougars still recover from knife wounds in their backs thanks to Art Briles jumping ship to Baylor before the season ended. TCU 17, Houston 10Watchability: **
Emerald Bowl
Maryland vs Oregon St.Line: Oregon St. by 5
The long travel will likely wear out Maryland and OSU is playing at a stadium close to their home turf, so they'll have a distinct home field advantage. OSU also plays the run surprisingly well, proving they're not your typical soft Pac 10 defense. I want to go with Maryland, but they're just too inconsistent. Oregon St. 24, Maryland 20Watchability: ***
Alamo Bowl
Penn St. vs Texas A&MLine: Penn St. by 5.5
From a defensive standpoint, PSU is the kind of team that can make A&M completely one-dimensional. If they can take away the running game early and if Anthony Morelli can just manage the game, PSU will come out of San Antonio with a solid bowl victory to end their year. Penn St 20, Texas A&M 10Watchability: ***
#25 Connecticut vs Wake Forest
Line: Connecticut by 2.5
This matchup features two of the best young coaches in America, as Randy Edsall has resurrected the Huskies to a 9-3 record and split of the Big East title following a 4-8 season. Meanwhile, Jim Grobe has proven last year's ACC Title was no fluke by leading the Deacon Demons to an 8-4 year and a second straight bowl appearance. Having played in a BCS game last year, I think WFU will play with the kind of intensity the Huskies aren't accustomed to and take advantage of the home field. Wake Forest 23, UConn 17
Watchability: ***
Central Florida vs Mississippi St.
Line: Central Florida by 3
The big reason to watch this game is Kevin Smith, another C-USA RB along with Chris Johnson who has the talent to be a 1st round NFL Draft pick. He's on pace to shatter the college rushing record now that he's coming back for his senior season. Mississippi St. has faced lots of good RB's in the SEC, but not one as good as this guy. Central Florida 31, Mississippi St. 27Watchability: ***
Colorado vs Alabama
Line: Alabama by 3
At least there's always the NFL on Sunday. Good thing, I doubt I'll be stuck watching this clunker between .500 teams. It's interesting too, it seems like the Independence Bowl is notorious for games like this. Maybe they should step up their advertising and get better corporate sponsors. Alabama 20, Colorado 16Watchability: *
Air Force vs California
Line: California by 3.5
The Golden Bears were at one point the #2 team in the country. Hard to believe that now, but after finishing the season 1-6 and suffering through a series of injuries, here they are. If they can't beat the bottom feeders in the Pac 10, they don't stand a chance against Air Force. Air Force 24, California 14Watchability: **
Oregon vs #21 South Florida
Line: South Florida by 6.5We'll call this the "I once was #2, remember? Bowl." South Florida came bursting out of the gate like gangbusters, winning their first six games. They included an impressive overtime win in Auburn and a home win over West Virginia. After getting upset by Rutgers, however, USF would drop its next two and fall out of the top 25. Oregon, meanwhile, continued to surge after USF fell, climing as high as #2 before Dennis Dixon tore his ACL and OU lost to Arizona, ending their hopes of a national title and sending them into a three-game freefall. It's a shame too, I really thought Oregon was going to represent the Pac 10, but with all the QB problems they're having, they'll likely end the year with 4 straight losses. South Florida 34, Oregon 20
Watchability: ***
Humanitarian Bowl
Georgia Tech vs Fresno St.Line: Georgia Tech by 6
Don't adjust your TV screen, the Humanitarian Bowl is back and the blue turf blamed for twelve seizures in this country will once again be occupied. By the way, isn't it interesting that Georgia Tech hired Paul Johnson now when it would have made perfect sense to hire him last year to coach the option game and save them from Reggie Ball's butchery of the forward pass? Georgia Tech 38, Fresno St. 17
Watchability: **
Don't adjust your TV screen, the Humanitarian Bowl is back and the blue turf blamed for twelve seizures in this country will once again be occupied. By the way, isn't it interesting that Georgia Tech hired Paul Johnson now when it would have made perfect sense to hire him last year to coach the option game and save them from Reggie Ball's butchery of the forward pass? Georgia Tech 38, Fresno St. 17
Watchability: **
Florida St. vs Kentucky
Line: Kentucky by 10
Watching FSU's descent has been truly sad. What happened at FSU with the 20 suspensions would have gotten any coach fired instantly, but the institution protects Bobby Bowden, who's completely lost control of the program. It's too late to turn things around, this short-handed Noles team won't stand a chance against the exciting young Wildcats and their cannon-armed QB, Andre Woodson. Kentucky 35, Florida St. 14
Watchability: ***
Watching FSU's descent has been truly sad. What happened at FSU with the 20 suspensions would have gotten any coach fired instantly, but the institution protects Bobby Bowden, who's completely lost control of the program. It's too late to turn things around, this short-handed Noles team won't stand a chance against the exciting young Wildcats and their cannon-armed QB, Andre Woodson. Kentucky 35, Florida St. 14
Watchability: ***
Indiana vs Oklahoma St.
Line: Oklahoma St. by 4
I may watch this game only for the 200 clips they show of Mike Gundy's outburst, which has to be the most colorful media tantrum a coach has ever thrown, better than even the hissy fits Jim Mora and Denny Green famously threw. This one had heart, as you could clearly see this guy was ready to blow a gasket after the reporter printed an unfavorable story about starting and then-struggling QB Bobby Reid. The great irony, of course, is that the same QB he was defending is now on the bench and the offense runs better with Zac Robinson starting. Oklahoma St. 30, Indiana 24
Watchability: **
I may watch this game only for the 200 clips they show of Mike Gundy's outburst, which has to be the most colorful media tantrum a coach has ever thrown, better than even the hissy fits Jim Mora and Denny Green famously threw. This one had heart, as you could clearly see this guy was ready to blow a gasket after the reporter printed an unfavorable story about starting and then-struggling QB Bobby Reid. The great irony, of course, is that the same QB he was defending is now on the bench and the offense runs better with Zac Robinson starting. Oklahoma St. 30, Indiana 24
Watchability: **
#23 Auburn vs #15 Clemson
Line: Clemson by 2.5
Outside of Texas-ASU, this could be the highest-quality Bowl game of all the pre-New Years matchups. I think Auburn's defensive line can hold Clemson's running attack in check and control the clock as well, forcing Cullen Harper to beat them. They'll win in what should be a defensive slugfest. Auburn 17, Clemson 13
Watchability: ****
Week 1 vs spread 4-4
Week 1 straight up 7-1
Outside of Texas-ASU, this could be the highest-quality Bowl game of all the pre-New Years matchups. I think Auburn's defensive line can hold Clemson's running attack in check and control the clock as well, forcing Cullen Harper to beat them. They'll win in what should be a defensive slugfest. Auburn 17, Clemson 13
Watchability: ****
Week 1 vs spread 4-4
Week 1 straight up 7-1
Wednesday, December 26, 2007
Week 8 NBA Rankings
- Boston Celtics (22-3) (1) It's Christmas time and everyone deserves a gift. I'll start out by giving Kendrick Perkins a custom-made flat frame bed, not the foldout kind that's liable to injure your feet.
- Detroit Pistons (20-7) (3) For Rasheed Wallace, a stress ball shaped like Tom Donaghy's head. Now you can squeeze it any time a call doesn't go your way, thus saving you money so you can get that gray spot taken care of. Just make sure David Stern doesn't catch on, he might fine you.
- San Antonio Spurs (19-7) (2) For Bruce Bowen, new shoes with an improved arch support that allows you to bounce right back off the floor into a defensive stance after flopping.
- Dallas Mavericks (19-9) (5) For Dirk Nowitzki, a non-refundable plane ticket back to Germany in mid-May, about the time his team gets eliminated from the playoffs.
- Los Angeles Lakers (18-10) (7) For Phil Jackson, a flapping dickey to go with that bright red bowtie he was sporting on Christmas.
- Phoenix Suns (19-9) (4) For Steve Nash, a Sampsonite Briefcase for him to take with him on road trips in case he wants to go into full Lloyd Christmas mode.
- New Orleans Hornets (17-10) (8) For Chris Paul, some tweezers to clean and maintain that unibrow of his.
- Orlando Magic (18-11) (6) For Rashard Lewis, an entire Bowlflex set so he can bulk up to play in the paint more.
- Portland Trail Blazers (16-12) (13) For Greg Oden, a knee brace to help him rehab for next year, when Portland emerges as a true title contender.
- Denver Nuggets (16-11) (10) For Allen Iverson, a Jason Kidd jersey he can sport in press conferences to lure the disgruntled PG out of New Jersey.
- Golden State Warriors (16-12) (11) For Stephen Jackson, an extra compartment to hide the gun in case he decides to go P Diddy in the club again.
- Atlanta Hawks (14-12) (17) For any Hawks' player under 21 (that'd be over half the roster, right?) another XBox 360 for those long, clubless nights on road trips.
- Indiana Pacers (15-13) (16) For Troy Murphy, one-on-0ne sessions with Tony Robbins to resurrect his game and his confidence.
- Utah Jazz (15-14) (14) For Andrei Kirilenko, a prostitute from Russia so he can get the most out of his one-free nookie a year pass.
- Toronto Raptors (15-14) (9) For Sam Mitchell, a translator in case some of his international players can't understand him in practice and game situations.
- Washington Wizards (13-13) (12) For Deshawn Stevenson, a beard-trimmer in case he finally realizes he can't compete with Drew Gooden.
- Cleveland Cavaliers (13-16) (19) For Anderson Varejao, a gig on the Simpsons as Sideshow Bob's long lost twin brother.
- Houston Rockets (13-15) (15) For Tracy McGrady, some pimpin' new suits to wear on the sidelines in case he misses another 30 games with his usual assortment of injuries.
- Sacramento Kings (11-15) (18) For Brad Miller, some Sean John pants and a Fubu jacket with a gold chain.
- New Jersey Nets (12-15) (22) For Jason Kidd, a giant UHaul moving van for whenever the team decides to trade him.
- Milwaukee Bucks (11-15) (23) For Yi Jianlan, a new agent that will keep LA, Golden St, Miami, New York and Chicago out of the inevitable no-trade clause his second contract will have.
- Charlotte Bobcats (10-15) (25) For Sean May, a book on the South Beach diet so he can stay in shape while he rehabs his knee.
- Philadelphia 76ers (11-16) (20) For Reggie Evans, some Latex gloves in case he gets a hankerin' for some groping during a game.
- Chicago Bulls (9-16) (21) For John Paxson, a fathead poster of LaMarcus Aldrige the next time someone asks him why he couldn't get one good post player with three lotto picks and a ton of cap space.
- Los Angeles Clippers (9-17) (24) For Mike Dunlevy, five extra roster spots in case the injuries keep piling up.
- Miami Heat (8-20) (26) For Pat Riley, a year's supply of mousse so he can still look good even as his team continues to struggle.
- Seattle Supersonics (8-20) (28) For Kevin Durant, a giant wrist band in case he develops arthritis from shooting too much.
- Memphis Grizzlies (8-19) (27) For Mike Miller, a WNBA jersey the team should force him to wear until he loses that affemanine haircut.
- New York Knicks (8-19) (29) For Eddy Curry, a giant glazed basketball so he actually tries to rebound.
- Minnesota Timberwolves (4-22) (30) For Kevin McHale, the giant pinkslip that Knick fans keep trying to give Isiah since he's completely sabotaged his franchise.
Thursday, December 20, 2007
Week 16 NFL Picks
Pittsburgh at St. Louis
Line: Steelers by 8
Was it just me or could Greg Jennings have called a fair catch on that TD pass from Favre? I mean, no one was within 30 feet of him. I haven't even heard my boy D's reaction. He laughs hysterically every time he sees soft defense, so I know he got something to say about that. Steelers 28, Rams 13
Dallas at Carolina
Line: Cowboys by 10.5
I'm sorry, but after TO made those Jessica Simpson comments and ESPN went on its latest anti-TO spazz, I just can't take anything they say seriously. Not that I ever did. I mean, did an entire network miss the real story? Romo sucked because he busted up his throwing thumb, not because Jessica was there. Cowboys 17, Panthers 10
Cleveland at Cincinnati
Line: Browns by 3
Despite his best efforts, Jamal Lewis could not save my Fantasy team from a 1st round humiliation in large part due to Romo's garbage game. Nonetheless, he should run all over the Bengals the same way he used to in B-More as the Browns continue to make the Steelers sweat out their division title. Browns 31, Bengals 21
Green Bay at Chicago
Line: Packers by 8.5
The last time these teams met in Chicago, Rex Grossman posted a 0.0 QB rating. Any chance Kyle Orton posts a negative QB rating? Is that even possible? Sid Luckman is rolling in his grave. Packers 31, Bears 10
Houston at Indianapolis
Line: Colts by 7
I'm sorry, but Mario Williams got ROBBED! Thank God Jay Taylor will probably skip out on the Pro Bowl to get some Honolulu poon, giving Super Mario another opportunity to represent. On a sider, I sincerely apologize. The Texans' front office knew what they were doing the whole time when they took him over Reggie and Vince. Colts 21, Texans 16
Kansas City at Detroit
Line: Lions by 4.5
The Lions have mailed it in the past six weeks, but I think they have enough to win against KC, who's going to be lousy next year because this isn't that great a draft and they have about a zillion positions to upgrade. Lions 24, Chiefs 14
Miami at New England
Line: Patriots by 22
Yes, I know what you're thinking. And no, it isn't happening. It was nice for the Fins to get their first win of the season, but after this week, the 72 Dolphins will be crying into their beers as the Pats move one week closer to 16-0. Patriots 24, Dolphins 7
New York Giants at Buffalo
Line: Giants by 2.5
Eli is going into the tank and Buffalo is another of those good non-playoff AFC teams. With Lynch healthy again, Buffalo will have enough offense to get by the flagging Giants, who are primed for another late season fade. On a sider, how dumb is Coughlin calling 52 passing plays in 25 mph wind? Bills 16, Giants 13
Oakland at Jacksonville
Line: Jaguars by 13
I was admittedly waffling deciding between the Jags and Steelers (thank you Jack & Coke, you bring out the truth). The fact is, this is the team in the AFC (other than New England) that NO ONE wants to face in the playoffs. Jaguars 27, Raiders 10
Philadelphia at New Orleans
Line: Saints by 3
They don't have much of a shot, but the Saints can win out and afterwards, they'll let the dominoes fall where they may. It's good to see the running game working again, but the guy gaining 100 yards is not the #2 pick in the draft, it's Aaron Stecker. Saints 21, Eagles 13
Washington at Minnesota
Line: Vikings by 6.5
Washington's been winning on pure guts in the last two, but it stops here. They can't pass enough to take advantage of the Vikes' secondary and face the NFL's #1 run D. The only thing keeping me from taking 6.5 is the simple fact Tavaris Jackson is capable of keeping both teams in the game. Vikings 17, Redskins 13
Atlanta at Arizona
Line: Cardinals by 10
In the wake of Petrino abandoning the team, Chris Redman misrepresents Louisville with a stellar 34 yard passing performance. On a sider, 23 months seems a bit extreme, but in two years, Mike Vick's comeback will garner as much hype as Tyson's when he got out of prison. Cardinals 24, Falcons 17
Baltimore at Seattle
Line: Seahawks by 10
Billick got an extension yet he still can't get a QB who has a concept of the forward pass. It is nice to see Troy Smith playing well though, but I don't think it should be enough to earn him an extension. Seahawks 17, Ravens 13
New York Jets at Tennessee
Line: Titans by 9
Vince deserves a lot of credit. Seriously. With this kind of margainal talent, how he's gotten them to a winning record is a story in itself. Maybe in this draft, the Titans will actully surround him with actual talent. Titans 27, Jets 17
Tampa Bay at San Francisco
Line: Buccaneers by 6
The Bucs finally returned a kickoff for a TD for the first time in franchise history. On that note, picture these teams 20 years ago and at no point are you thinking that Tampa will be favored by 6 on the road against the Niners and most people think they should be favored by more. Buccaneers 30, 49ers 10
Denver at San Diego
Line: Chargers by 8.5
The Chargers are another of those dangerous teams no one wants to play in the postseason. The talent they have has finally managed to overcome Norv's terrible coaching and their newfound running game should run circles around the Broncos. Chargers 31, Broncos 17
Week 15 vs spread 9-7
Week 15 straight up 11-5
Season vs spread 111-108-9
Season straight up 139-69
Line: Steelers by 8
Was it just me or could Greg Jennings have called a fair catch on that TD pass from Favre? I mean, no one was within 30 feet of him. I haven't even heard my boy D's reaction. He laughs hysterically every time he sees soft defense, so I know he got something to say about that. Steelers 28, Rams 13
Dallas at Carolina
Line: Cowboys by 10.5
I'm sorry, but after TO made those Jessica Simpson comments and ESPN went on its latest anti-TO spazz, I just can't take anything they say seriously. Not that I ever did. I mean, did an entire network miss the real story? Romo sucked because he busted up his throwing thumb, not because Jessica was there. Cowboys 17, Panthers 10
Cleveland at Cincinnati
Line: Browns by 3
Despite his best efforts, Jamal Lewis could not save my Fantasy team from a 1st round humiliation in large part due to Romo's garbage game. Nonetheless, he should run all over the Bengals the same way he used to in B-More as the Browns continue to make the Steelers sweat out their division title. Browns 31, Bengals 21
Green Bay at Chicago
Line: Packers by 8.5
The last time these teams met in Chicago, Rex Grossman posted a 0.0 QB rating. Any chance Kyle Orton posts a negative QB rating? Is that even possible? Sid Luckman is rolling in his grave. Packers 31, Bears 10
Houston at Indianapolis
Line: Colts by 7
I'm sorry, but Mario Williams got ROBBED! Thank God Jay Taylor will probably skip out on the Pro Bowl to get some Honolulu poon, giving Super Mario another opportunity to represent. On a sider, I sincerely apologize. The Texans' front office knew what they were doing the whole time when they took him over Reggie and Vince. Colts 21, Texans 16
Kansas City at Detroit
Line: Lions by 4.5
The Lions have mailed it in the past six weeks, but I think they have enough to win against KC, who's going to be lousy next year because this isn't that great a draft and they have about a zillion positions to upgrade. Lions 24, Chiefs 14
Miami at New England
Line: Patriots by 22
Yes, I know what you're thinking. And no, it isn't happening. It was nice for the Fins to get their first win of the season, but after this week, the 72 Dolphins will be crying into their beers as the Pats move one week closer to 16-0. Patriots 24, Dolphins 7
New York Giants at Buffalo
Line: Giants by 2.5
Eli is going into the tank and Buffalo is another of those good non-playoff AFC teams. With Lynch healthy again, Buffalo will have enough offense to get by the flagging Giants, who are primed for another late season fade. On a sider, how dumb is Coughlin calling 52 passing plays in 25 mph wind? Bills 16, Giants 13
Oakland at Jacksonville
Line: Jaguars by 13
I was admittedly waffling deciding between the Jags and Steelers (thank you Jack & Coke, you bring out the truth). The fact is, this is the team in the AFC (other than New England) that NO ONE wants to face in the playoffs. Jaguars 27, Raiders 10
Philadelphia at New Orleans
Line: Saints by 3
They don't have much of a shot, but the Saints can win out and afterwards, they'll let the dominoes fall where they may. It's good to see the running game working again, but the guy gaining 100 yards is not the #2 pick in the draft, it's Aaron Stecker. Saints 21, Eagles 13
Washington at Minnesota
Line: Vikings by 6.5
Washington's been winning on pure guts in the last two, but it stops here. They can't pass enough to take advantage of the Vikes' secondary and face the NFL's #1 run D. The only thing keeping me from taking 6.5 is the simple fact Tavaris Jackson is capable of keeping both teams in the game. Vikings 17, Redskins 13
Atlanta at Arizona
Line: Cardinals by 10
In the wake of Petrino abandoning the team, Chris Redman misrepresents Louisville with a stellar 34 yard passing performance. On a sider, 23 months seems a bit extreme, but in two years, Mike Vick's comeback will garner as much hype as Tyson's when he got out of prison. Cardinals 24, Falcons 17
Baltimore at Seattle
Line: Seahawks by 10
Billick got an extension yet he still can't get a QB who has a concept of the forward pass. It is nice to see Troy Smith playing well though, but I don't think it should be enough to earn him an extension. Seahawks 17, Ravens 13
New York Jets at Tennessee
Line: Titans by 9
Vince deserves a lot of credit. Seriously. With this kind of margainal talent, how he's gotten them to a winning record is a story in itself. Maybe in this draft, the Titans will actully surround him with actual talent. Titans 27, Jets 17
Tampa Bay at San Francisco
Line: Buccaneers by 6
The Bucs finally returned a kickoff for a TD for the first time in franchise history. On that note, picture these teams 20 years ago and at no point are you thinking that Tampa will be favored by 6 on the road against the Niners and most people think they should be favored by more. Buccaneers 30, 49ers 10
Denver at San Diego
Line: Chargers by 8.5
The Chargers are another of those dangerous teams no one wants to play in the postseason. The talent they have has finally managed to overcome Norv's terrible coaching and their newfound running game should run circles around the Broncos. Chargers 31, Broncos 17
Week 15 vs spread 9-7
Week 15 straight up 11-5
Season vs spread 111-108-9
Season straight up 139-69
College Bowl Picks Week 1
Poinsettia Bowl
Utah vs Navy
Line: Utah by 7
Hey, Alex Smith was the #1 pick in the draft. And Steve Smith for a time was considered the best wideout in football. So don't hate on the Utes. They get a little NFL buzz once in a blue moon. Utah 34, Navy 17
Watchability: *
New Orleans Bowl
Florida Atlantic vs Memphis
Line: FAU by 3
My alma mater is in a Bowl game for the first time in its six year history. And favored! Lets go Burrowing Owls! Schnellenberger was the one who built the Miami program from scratch and he's got a good thing going in Boca Raton. FAU 28, Memphis 24
Watchability: *
PapaJohns.com Bowl
#22 Cincinnati vs Southern Miss
Line: Cincinnati by 11
The Big East was a good conference this year. In all honesty, Cincy deserves better and I thought they'd get better after a 9-3 season. Cincinnati 35, Southern Miss 21
Watchability: **
New Mexico Bowl
New Mexico vs Nevada
Line: New Mexico by 2.5
The rating of this game outside of the state of New Mexico will be 0.1. Of course, as much of a football junkie as I am, I may be in that percentile. New Mexico 31, Nevada 24
Watchability: *
Las Vegas Bowl
#17 BYU vs UCLA
Line: BYU by 2.5
Ahh BYU, the school of many a great passer from Steve Young to Ty Detmer to John Beck. If the Bruins couldn't hang with the Utes, no chance these Coogs are takin it easy on them. BYU 38, UCLA 10
Watchability: **
Hawaii Bowl
#24 Boise St. vs East Carolina
Line: Boise St. by 11
How much you wanna bet Chris Peterson was told right after his team lost to Hawaii they got a Bowl invitation, then he kept his guys in Hawaii? I mean is it really that horrible to lose the WAC when you get this for a consolation prize? Boise St. 41, East Carolina 17
Watchability: **
Motor City Bowl
Purdue vs Central Michigan
Line: Purdue by 8
I stole this from an LSU fan's blog, but it's true no matter who posted it. Dan LeFevour had a better year than Tim Tebow statistically and had the grave misfortune of playing for a MAC team, where he was doomed to a career of obscurity unless he had freak athleticism a la Randy Moss or a cannon arm a la Ben Roethlisberger. Purdue better be on upset watch. It's not like Big 10 competition is that much better than the MAC. Purdue 24, Central Michigan 20
Watchability: **
Holiday Bowl
#11 Arizona St. vs #19 Texas
Line: Texas by 2
The talent level rises considerably when these two teams take the field. Texas's defense has been up-and-down all year, but the play of Jamaal Charles lately has been impressive, and if the Horns can establish the running game, they'll win this thriller game in shootout fashion. Texas 38, Arizona St. 31
Watchability: ****
Utah vs Navy
Line: Utah by 7
Hey, Alex Smith was the #1 pick in the draft. And Steve Smith for a time was considered the best wideout in football. So don't hate on the Utes. They get a little NFL buzz once in a blue moon. Utah 34, Navy 17
Watchability: *
New Orleans Bowl
Florida Atlantic vs Memphis
Line: FAU by 3
My alma mater is in a Bowl game for the first time in its six year history. And favored! Lets go Burrowing Owls! Schnellenberger was the one who built the Miami program from scratch and he's got a good thing going in Boca Raton. FAU 28, Memphis 24
Watchability: *
PapaJohns.com Bowl
#22 Cincinnati vs Southern Miss
Line: Cincinnati by 11
The Big East was a good conference this year. In all honesty, Cincy deserves better and I thought they'd get better after a 9-3 season. Cincinnati 35, Southern Miss 21
Watchability: **
New Mexico Bowl
New Mexico vs Nevada
Line: New Mexico by 2.5
The rating of this game outside of the state of New Mexico will be 0.1. Of course, as much of a football junkie as I am, I may be in that percentile. New Mexico 31, Nevada 24
Watchability: *
Las Vegas Bowl
#17 BYU vs UCLA
Line: BYU by 2.5
Ahh BYU, the school of many a great passer from Steve Young to Ty Detmer to John Beck. If the Bruins couldn't hang with the Utes, no chance these Coogs are takin it easy on them. BYU 38, UCLA 10
Watchability: **
Hawaii Bowl
#24 Boise St. vs East Carolina
Line: Boise St. by 11
How much you wanna bet Chris Peterson was told right after his team lost to Hawaii they got a Bowl invitation, then he kept his guys in Hawaii? I mean is it really that horrible to lose the WAC when you get this for a consolation prize? Boise St. 41, East Carolina 17
Watchability: **
Motor City Bowl
Purdue vs Central Michigan
Line: Purdue by 8
I stole this from an LSU fan's blog, but it's true no matter who posted it. Dan LeFevour had a better year than Tim Tebow statistically and had the grave misfortune of playing for a MAC team, where he was doomed to a career of obscurity unless he had freak athleticism a la Randy Moss or a cannon arm a la Ben Roethlisberger. Purdue better be on upset watch. It's not like Big 10 competition is that much better than the MAC. Purdue 24, Central Michigan 20
Watchability: **
Holiday Bowl
#11 Arizona St. vs #19 Texas
Line: Texas by 2
The talent level rises considerably when these two teams take the field. Texas's defense has been up-and-down all year, but the play of Jamaal Charles lately has been impressive, and if the Horns can establish the running game, they'll win this thriller game in shootout fashion. Texas 38, Arizona St. 31
Watchability: ****
Wednesday, December 19, 2007
Week 7 NBA Rankings
1. Boston (20-2) (1) Never good news when you start to hear about Ray Allen and ankle problems.
2. San Antonio Spurs (18-6) (2) It was one thing to lose Duncan, but now without Parker, the Spurs will fall back into the pack.
3. Detroit Pistons (17-7) (3) It's a contract year, so you know Maxiell is playing every game like his life depends on it.
4. Phoenix Suns (18-7) (4) The win in San Antonio was nice, but keep in mind who wasn't playing in that game.
5. Dallas Mavericks (17-9) (7) If they can beat Phoenix and the Clippers, first place maybe right around the corner.
6. Orlando Magic (17-9) (5) With a tougher schedule ahead starting with the Texas Two Step, the Magic are picking a bad time to slump.
7. Los Angeles Lakers (15-9) (8) Kobe did wind up playing in Chicago this year, just not for the team the Bulls fans wanted him to play for.
8. New Orleans Hornets (15-10) (6) Paul keeps this team afloat as they continue to battle through injuries.
9. Toronto Raptors (15-11) (12) Matchup tonight with Portland features two of the most exciting young teams in the league.
10. Denver Nuggets (14-10) (10) Nene needs to come back soon, as this team is suffering defensively without him.
11. Golden State Warriors (14-11) (9) An inspired 4th quarter rally helps the Warriors to a rare win over the Lakers.
12. Washington Wizards (13-10) (14) Now with AD out, the Wizards need Haywood, Jamison and Butler to continue to step up their games, maybe even more so with depth at PG so lacking.
13. Portland Trail Blazers (13-12) (18) The more they win, the more their confidence grows and the last few drafts are really paying off with Webster, Roy, Outlaw and Aldrige spearheading this eight-game winning streak.
14. Utah Jazz (14-12) (11) The struggles continue as Harpring and Okur miss time with injuries.
15. Houston Rockets (12-12) (13) If the Rockets would start hitting their threes, the floor would open up again, but being 28th in the league in 3-point percentage isn't cutting it.
16. Indiana Pacers (13-12) (17) The good news is O'Neal posted back-to-back 20+ point efforts and maybe if his health is right, he can open up more space for Dunlevy and Granger.
17. Atlanta Hawks (12-12) (16) If someone deserves credit for the Hawks' surprising turnaround, it's Anthony Johnson, who's veteran leadership at the PG spot has allowed youngsters Stoudamire and Law to develop while he's led the team to a 10-6 record as a starter.
18. Sacramento Kings (10-14) (20) If they just had a front line, they'd be in playoff contention, but give Salmons and Udrih a lot of credit for filling in so well for Bibby.
19. Cleveland Cavaliers (11-14) (15) They're 2-8 since the 9-6 start, but even with LeBron back, they must find their identity on the defensive end to get back in the playoff race.
20. Philadelphia 76ers (10-14) (19) You knew after the GM change the Andre Miller trade rumors would start.
21. Chicago Bulls (8-14) (21) When Nocioni plays well, the energy level of the team goes up, and lately, he's been a big spark off the bench.
22. New Jersey Nets (10-15) (23) As the listless efforts pile up, so do the trade rumors for Jason Kidd.
23. Milwaukee Bucks (10-14) (24) The Bucks need to start playing with the same fluidity away from home, where they have an 8-2 record.
24. Los Angeles Clippers (9-15) (22) Am I reading that right? Chris Kaman is averaging 14 rebounds per game???
25. Charlotte Bobcats (8-14) (26) MJ may have gotten the better of Dumars on the court, but Dumars has made up for it by ripping him off in the front office. How does Walter Hermann's name even come up in a Nazr Mohammed trade?
26. Miami Heat (7-17) (25) If they tank now, they'll get OJ Mayo or Derrick Rose to team up with Wade and Shaq next year.
27. Memphis Grizzlies (7-17) (27) They definitely have something going for them in the backcourt, now if only they could get Pau and Darko to rebound a lot more.
28. Seattle Supersonics (7-18) (29) Durant's first game in New York was a beauty as he torched the Knicks for 30.
29. New York Knicks (7-17) (28) Speaking of the Knicks, shouldn't those fans stop wasting all their energy on Isiah and go after the real culprit of the team's putridity, James Dolan?
30. Minnesota Timberwolves (3-20) (30) It hasn't looked this bad since the Doug West/JR Rider era.
2. San Antonio Spurs (18-6) (2) It was one thing to lose Duncan, but now without Parker, the Spurs will fall back into the pack.
3. Detroit Pistons (17-7) (3) It's a contract year, so you know Maxiell is playing every game like his life depends on it.
4. Phoenix Suns (18-7) (4) The win in San Antonio was nice, but keep in mind who wasn't playing in that game.
5. Dallas Mavericks (17-9) (7) If they can beat Phoenix and the Clippers, first place maybe right around the corner.
6. Orlando Magic (17-9) (5) With a tougher schedule ahead starting with the Texas Two Step, the Magic are picking a bad time to slump.
7. Los Angeles Lakers (15-9) (8) Kobe did wind up playing in Chicago this year, just not for the team the Bulls fans wanted him to play for.
8. New Orleans Hornets (15-10) (6) Paul keeps this team afloat as they continue to battle through injuries.
9. Toronto Raptors (15-11) (12) Matchup tonight with Portland features two of the most exciting young teams in the league.
10. Denver Nuggets (14-10) (10) Nene needs to come back soon, as this team is suffering defensively without him.
11. Golden State Warriors (14-11) (9) An inspired 4th quarter rally helps the Warriors to a rare win over the Lakers.
12. Washington Wizards (13-10) (14) Now with AD out, the Wizards need Haywood, Jamison and Butler to continue to step up their games, maybe even more so with depth at PG so lacking.
13. Portland Trail Blazers (13-12) (18) The more they win, the more their confidence grows and the last few drafts are really paying off with Webster, Roy, Outlaw and Aldrige spearheading this eight-game winning streak.
14. Utah Jazz (14-12) (11) The struggles continue as Harpring and Okur miss time with injuries.
15. Houston Rockets (12-12) (13) If the Rockets would start hitting their threes, the floor would open up again, but being 28th in the league in 3-point percentage isn't cutting it.
16. Indiana Pacers (13-12) (17) The good news is O'Neal posted back-to-back 20+ point efforts and maybe if his health is right, he can open up more space for Dunlevy and Granger.
17. Atlanta Hawks (12-12) (16) If someone deserves credit for the Hawks' surprising turnaround, it's Anthony Johnson, who's veteran leadership at the PG spot has allowed youngsters Stoudamire and Law to develop while he's led the team to a 10-6 record as a starter.
18. Sacramento Kings (10-14) (20) If they just had a front line, they'd be in playoff contention, but give Salmons and Udrih a lot of credit for filling in so well for Bibby.
19. Cleveland Cavaliers (11-14) (15) They're 2-8 since the 9-6 start, but even with LeBron back, they must find their identity on the defensive end to get back in the playoff race.
20. Philadelphia 76ers (10-14) (19) You knew after the GM change the Andre Miller trade rumors would start.
21. Chicago Bulls (8-14) (21) When Nocioni plays well, the energy level of the team goes up, and lately, he's been a big spark off the bench.
22. New Jersey Nets (10-15) (23) As the listless efforts pile up, so do the trade rumors for Jason Kidd.
23. Milwaukee Bucks (10-14) (24) The Bucks need to start playing with the same fluidity away from home, where they have an 8-2 record.
24. Los Angeles Clippers (9-15) (22) Am I reading that right? Chris Kaman is averaging 14 rebounds per game???
25. Charlotte Bobcats (8-14) (26) MJ may have gotten the better of Dumars on the court, but Dumars has made up for it by ripping him off in the front office. How does Walter Hermann's name even come up in a Nazr Mohammed trade?
26. Miami Heat (7-17) (25) If they tank now, they'll get OJ Mayo or Derrick Rose to team up with Wade and Shaq next year.
27. Memphis Grizzlies (7-17) (27) They definitely have something going for them in the backcourt, now if only they could get Pau and Darko to rebound a lot more.
28. Seattle Supersonics (7-18) (29) Durant's first game in New York was a beauty as he torched the Knicks for 30.
29. New York Knicks (7-17) (28) Speaking of the Knicks, shouldn't those fans stop wasting all their energy on Isiah and go after the real culprit of the team's putridity, James Dolan?
30. Minnesota Timberwolves (3-20) (30) It hasn't looked this bad since the Doug West/JR Rider era.
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